• bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

presidentgay:

me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 

lib3rac3:

This is the advice I gave my best friend tonight

witchomo:

"I’m not gay…"

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"But I am bi"

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imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

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